Hahaha!!!
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I was too lazy to take a picture, but i thought one belonged on here. My cat was curled up on a soft fuzzy blanket with a bunch of legs and arms. it looked like she ate a baby and took a nap afterwards. 
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Said to my mom during my failed reborning attempts: āWow, Iāve really become an expert stripper by now.ā
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Thaāt a new one, Izzy! So funny.
Howās the sculpting coming? Iām messing around with clay a bit myself. I donāt have anything to show yet as my head is at the alien stage. You know what I mean, donāt you? Thatās the stage where you despair of it ever even looking human? Besides, I am so out of practice that I said to my husband yesterday, āI really did sculpt at one time, didnāt I? Cause you sure wouldnāt know it from what Iām doing here!ā LOL. I am so rusty. But sculpting is so fun. I have always loved it and only quit because nobody was doing porcelains anymore and I just couldnāt make molds.So you have inspired me to try once more. My clay is taking over and growing way too thick and the head is getting bigger and biggerā¦ Yipes!
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I know exactly what you meanā¦all mine were meant to be heads for 14 - 16 inch preemies and ended up newborn sizeā¦The clay just has a way of āgrowingā
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Not to stray from the original topic but all this sculpting talk is making me want to get some clay! I think Iāll have to buy some when Iām out and about tomorrow. Iāve been wanting to sculpt a baby so bad! 
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Mine started out as a caucasian baby and is now an asian toddlerā¦sort of! I think he or she (still undecided) is Chinese or maybe even Mongolian. Oh that would be so cute! A Mongol toddler dressed in traditional costumeā¦OOAK. Hey, I can dreamā¦ (Donāt wait with baited breath to see this one. Iāll probably get disgusted because the ears donāt match and smoosh itās little life out. 
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Lolololol
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So funny ~ my brother just called & asked me what Iām doing and I told him I just stuck a tray of arms and legs in the oven. He said āYouāre a freakā LOL
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Lololololol your brother is awesome!
I went to the grocery store ,in a hurry I put my baby in the back of the Subaru and pulled the cover over the back. When the girl helping me with my grocery bags came out I said oh I have to get my baby out of the back to put the groceries in.Pulling back the cover the poor girl came unglued, thought I had left my baby out in the heat under that cover." Lucy you got some splaining to do"
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All these stories are still outrageously funny even at the second reading.
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I was in Walmart last month and we were looking at baby dolls talking about how cute but unreal they were. (my 2 Teen daughters and my 11 yr old son) The manager was having a meeting in the layaway dept. which happens to be right next to the dolls isle. My younger daughter asks " How long does it take to make a baby?" ( I was trying to talk her into making a doll) .My Son said" 8 minutes". my oldest daughter said " mom, we gotta go, NOW!" I started hearing giggles coming from the layaway deptā¦
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