What is the wierdest thing you ever said about reborning.
Example:
“Did you turn the babies before you put them back in the oven?”
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“I can’t do that now; I’m baking a baby.”
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Walmart employee: need help finding anything?
Me : yea, I’m looking for a toolbox with lots of small compartments to keep all of my eyes in
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Laughed out loud literally!
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I was at the beach with my mom and I looked down at my legs and said “I could really use a burnt umber wash” lol My mom’s reaction was really funny 
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Yea ,now he avoids me like the plague
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im going to retire and make babies for a living!
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“Can you help my squeeze this baby’s head so I could cut it’s eye sockets?”
Lol!
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“I’ve already broken two needles using them to root into the baby’s head.”
luckily my family understands what I’m talking about.
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Can I put on the weirdest conversation
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Can I ring you back, I’m in the middle of making a baby right now…(and said this to my sister in law of all people…Yikes!)
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I get asked at work what are ya doing for your weekend. Well i think I will make a baby. LOL!!! The expressions are priceless from the ones that have no clue~
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When my friend wanted to drop by to visit, I said “If you don’t mind that I have baby parts all over my kitchen”.
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I can’t find where I left my baby’s head!
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Sure! Wierd convos are awesome!
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My sister called while I was working on the torso of a full body little boy. She said, “Hey, what ya doin’?” I said, “At the moment I’m painting a scrotum. What’s up with you?”
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Oh Goodness! These are killing me. My daughters boyfriend, who is not comfortable with the dolls, has witnessed many of these strange obsessed convos. I suspect he thinks he has linked himself with a crazy family. Both of my daughters do Moulage too. If you don’t know what that is, it is stage makeup of very realistic wounds etc. used for re-enactments, usually by Fire Dept. and Emergency crews. I am used to seeing my beautiful daughters walk in with bloody gashes. So, poor guy, he probably thinks we are ghouls. He looked at me so funny the other day when I was calmly putting a cookie sheet of heads in the oven. I just smiled sweetly and said, “you’re next!”
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“I’ve gotta put my head in the oven”
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Friend comes over and sees my Nuwave oven:
Oh wow have you cooked a chicken or roast in that yet?
me: No, just use that one for baking body parts
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My ex says, “If I take Olivia to the pool this afternoon, will you be home later for me to drop her back off?” Me, “Sure, I’ll just be home baking some babies. Take your time.”
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