I can't

Can’t sleep. Reading messages and emails.
This has to be my favorite one ever…
I’m literally going to paste it…
Perhaps someone knows of a reborn fairy that can take this wack request…

Dear doll maker ,
Hi. I’m here to ask of you to reborn the Lincoln kit by Laura Lee Eagles. I want a girl with blonde hair. Slumberland or the nice Delta Dawn. I want veins and everything. And can you do the eyelashes like the hair. And I want the clothes from baby gap or the Gymboree place. I can pay you $175 next Tuesday. I want you to mail her to me before August 12.

Anyone else count all of the " I want "s

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I can’t stop laughing. Maybe it’s because I can’t sleep, too, and I’m on the forum when I should be drifting off to LaLa Land. Maybe you should throw in a free car seat while you’re at it :laughing:

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Yes, and I’ll pay you the third Tuesday in the week, for a hamburger today.

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Umm,lol. I may be one of a few on here that knows who said that,now im feeling a little dated.lol

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J. Wellington Wimpy…count me among the dated

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Maybe you should send her a few requests, like…“I want you to remove my email address from your list of contacts” " I want you to know that I am going to forget I even saw these absurd requests" “I want you to find something useful to do for someone else instead of trying to take advantage of me”!

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Love it, @2layz!

No you are not the only one. Ugh !

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Don’t feel bad…I know who said it too…ahahahahahaha!!!

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That person woiuld be very hard to work with. I hope the $175. is supposed to be a down payment.

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Sounds like a kid or something. Too funny! :slight_smile:

Also very curious to hear who this person was lol.

Just now got this…holy cow am I slow. :flushed:

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Heehee…you’re excused Izzy…you were born in a different era…you almost have to be over 40 to get that one…lolololololol

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I was wondering who might remember Wimpy. LOL

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I remember Wimpy but we are always quoting that phrase at our house. That’s what we say when we want “Daddy” to buy us MacDonalds!

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RUN!!! And run fast.

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I emailed her back. I told her the kit was very expensive and hard to come by, the hair would be expensive as well as the clothes. She said I was greedy and rude and she would find a better doll maker.
Sniffle sniffle…
Where’s wimpy … I need a burger lol

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I’d like to see her find a ‘better doll maker’! I think you just dodged a bullet. :slight_smile:

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Yes

Everyone watch out for Martha from Kentucky.
Sometimes I wonder if people realize how much time and money we put into these babies.

End rant

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