My husband is from England. I had to explain the definition of baller to him over the weekend.
As a youngster, I always thought that the lyric was “I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her”. Lol
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I wish I had more time in the day to get everything done including the things I have to do and the things I WANT to do.
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Granted - days are now 40 hours long, but you are also having triplets
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Wow, my birth control failed and my husband’s vasectomy too?!?! I can live with triplets though but can they be reborn triplets? Lol!
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I am on the floor! 
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You are right! Those are the correct lyrics… I typed before I finished my coffee this morning. Great job!!!
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she’s still your mom
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HHahahahahH your amazing. I’m thinking of a better wish!
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I wish I would be retired already with plenty of money for all my needs and wants, in good health, with advanced reborning skills and lots of time for reborning. And all my babies would sell for lots of money during the first hour of listing and all of them go to loving forever homes.
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Dang!!! I was thinking of a pizza.
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I suck to play games with. 
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Granted - but you are only able to retire and have the plenty of money because you now have two husbands
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That’s the way I always sing it!
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Oh, I can handle that easily!
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One is an ex-husband that you had to remarry
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I love mine but good lord, I don’t want another one. I don’t know how I handle the one I have most of the time. Or better yet, I don’t know how I manage to deal with him while he’s attempting the handle ME!
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Also doable, if both of my exes leave where they are now 
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I wish I was rich and famous , and not for being a serial killer.
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